I'm A Real Boy, Thank You Very Much

my-not-so-perfect-blog:

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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Hahahaha

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress.
Laverne Cox, speaking at the University of Kentucky (via so-nyeo-shi-daze)
turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

czechthecount:

Lions Gate Bridge

czechthecount:

Lions Gate Bridge


Emma Stone by Craig McDean for Vogue USA May 2014

Emma Stone by Craig McDean for Vogue USA May 2014

totally-bairee:

this actually makes me laugh so hard and its not even funny to sane people

mlb:

Baby, the Brewers have the best record in the league. Your thoughts?

mlb:

Baby, the Brewers have the best record in the league. Your thoughts?